Archive for November, 2009

Ask Wolf Marine

Dear Wolf Marine,
I’ve recently developed some telekinetic abilities (which are pretty damn sweet) that include the ability to levitate cars and other fairly large objects.  I’d like to know what kind of energy I’m expending when I’m doing this.  Like if I bench press one hundred pounds I burn calories to do so, so how [...]

God You’d Better Fucking Entertain Me

“Oh Jesus I pray that if there is anyone here this morning who is suffering and I mean suffering from cancer or depression or financial difficulties, I pray that they would come forward to be healed, to be… healed.”
His hair was always perfectly parted, but it must have been dyed.  It had that “flat blue [...]

Black Eyes Made Natural

After swimming in an ocean of cocktails, in a dark corner of a dive bar, she looked at me and said, “I couldn’t get a tattoo, I don’t think I can think of something I’d like to have forever.”
The sun pierces the sky as a crow caws in the distance.  Echo.  Echo.  Silence.  Far away, [...]

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Unenthused Apologist

Dusk had come and was fading, the firey rose and brilliant warm orange tones that belie the chill of evening, even a summer evening, were being over taken by the indigo and black of night.  A sprinkling of stars and the sort of suburban boredom that leads to two teenagers, too physically immature to shave, [...]